welcome to the capitalist pig-dog page! here you can buy minis and tee shirts to support my caffeine habit.

besides running into me on the street, this is the only way to get bucket and dog tees. you can also buy minis here. to be fair, the minis are also for sale at various comic book shops in chicago, as well as the beguiling in toronto, starclipper in st. louis, atomic books in baltimore, and now bedrock city in houston, but if you buy them here, i get, like, an extra dollar or something.

plus if you buy $25 or more worth of stuff, i'll throw in a FREE ORIGINAL SKETCH JUST FOR YOU with your name on it and everything. it'll be small but REALLY, REALLY COOL. and i'll think nice thoughts about you for A WHOLE DAY.

oh, PS: if you don't live in the US you have to add $4 for international shipping, sorry.

 

 

Somnilogues #1:
Vea

the first issue of the somnilogues series. the story for vea was written by my brother dave. it's dreamy, creepy, and poetic, about a soldier who deserts his company of explorers in the wilds of the banda oriental.
for a limited time only, i'm selling copies with hand-pulled silkscreened covers. they're signed and numbered, and really really pretty. and there's only 150 of them.you can read the first few pages here.
$4 + $.50 for shipping.



the first bucket and dog tee-shirt!

printed in white and black on a pleasant sage green. print is a snippet of "gender bender: part 3" and is a totally rad conversation starter, since people who've never seen the comic will have NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. shirts are 100% cotton and available in small, medium, large and x-large.
i wanna get rid of the last of these. they're only $6 now! plus $2 for shipping and stuff!
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bucket and dog
book one: bus stops, bocce and bows

the first printed collection of bucket and dog strips. it's got SIX of them. 20 pages of fun and hijinks. chicagoist.com called it "quirky and rad." buy it and find out why! back in print!
$2.50 + $0.50 for shipping.


 

bucket and dog
book two: shills, shams and shenanigans

the second printed collection of bucket and dog strips. 52 pages of cute characters and plotless pratfalls!
$2.50 + $0.50 for shipping.


 

for a limited time, all three ouija interviews are being offered with hand-serigraphed covers, printed by yours truly. it's a run of 250, and they're signed and numbered.

ouija interview #1: theo wallis

the ouija interviews are from ACTUAL sessions with an ACTUAL glow-in-the-dark ouija board. way creepy! also really funny. theo is 20 pages long and utterly charming.
$3.50 + $.50 shipping.

 

ouija interview #2: chip

back in stock! chip was a complete smartass ghostie who even told us a joke. do you dare buy this title to see what the joke was? 32 pages.
$3.50 + $.50 shipping.


 

ouija interview #3: naomi

naomi was a sweet little 10 year old spook who claimed to be in love with my brother david. 25 pages, and this one's signed too.
$3.50 + $.50 shipping.


 

the monkeynauts

originally created for the 2nd issue of futurebomb, the monkeynauts stands on its own pretty well as a mini. it's 16 pages of 100% educational nonfiction! impress your friends with your knowledge of all the primates they shot into space before they started sending human people up there! back in print!
$3 + $0.50 for shipping!

 

why we call them robots

originally created for the 1st issue of futurebomb. 'why we call them robots' tells the story of writer karel capek and his revolutionary play R.U.R., without which we might never have called robots "robots." 14 pages.
$3 + $0.50 for shipping!

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