jakze: my computer is suddenly wicked slow

greggfathead: it's all the porn sites you run off of it
jakze: clearly

greggfathead: mine runs faster cause i run midget porn off mine
greggfathead: midget porn = smaller files
jakze: ah
jakze: oh weird. it's fast again.
jakze: i dragged a file from the trash to the desktop and it was being all blinky and that's what slowed everything down
jakze: and then it stopped being blinky and i threw it out again and now things are fine

jakze: i bet i'd make a great apple genius
greggfathead: you should write whitepapers