i played my very first RPG last night: a very funny game called paranoia.

i came in to work today and gregg - who used to play dungeons and dragons - said, how was it?

i thought about it and said, "it was like when you're a little kid and playing make believe, and your little brother is all 'well i have LASERS and i am SHOOTING LASERS at you pew pew pew pew pew blammo!' and you're all 'well they don't even hit me because i have a SPECIAL AWESOME SHIELD that totally reflects your stupid lasers pew pew pew kapow."

and gregg said, "that might be the best description of d&d that i have ever heard."